Today, my english teacher started to talk about limericks that started “There was a man from Nantucket” then never finished, so I got curious..

&& here’s what I found & figured out why he never finished. 

“There once was a man from Nantucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped of his chin,
“If my ear was a cunt, I’d fuck it.”

ohh the things I learn. :P

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